The Cross Tuner History

Professor Erkeley was on the brink of inventing a breakthrough device that could not only read the thoughts of animals, but also uncover the deeper, often unconscious thoughts of our evolutionary commonality. The Professor called his device a Cross Tuner.

In 1927 Professor Calvin Bartholomew Erkeley was on the brink of inventing a breakthrough device that could not only read the thoughts of animals, but also uncover the deeper, often unconscious thoughts of our evolutionary commonality. Professor Erkeley believed that woven into our very being, locked away behind thousands of years of evolution were thoughts that crossed over from one species to another. The Professor called his device a Cross Tuner. Unfortunately, Professor Erkeley’s ideas were decades ahead of the technology needed to prove his hypothesis, and his Cross Tuner faded into history.

Recently, while cleaning out his attic, Professor Erkeley’s great-grandson Lawrence stumbled upon the Professor’s original diagrams for his Cross Tuner. Struck with the same spirit of invention and discovery as his great-grandfather before him, Lawrence set out to use today’s technological innovations to make the Cross Tuner a reality.

With that, we encourage you to use the Cross Tuner to discover the inner thoughts of those around you, but beware; you may hear things that even the Cross Tuned subjects didn’t know were in their head.

As Lawrence's team of bioinformatic scientists deciphers the psycho-genetic code for new animals and personalities we will make them available to you. Free of charge!

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